funny story

I promised my friend Anna that I would tell everyone I know this story, so I am fulfilling that promise now. So one night, while the electricity was out (it's a pretty common occurance), Anna goes to use the restroom. She can't see anything, so she finds her way to the toilet, drops trow (that's some odd Northerner slang for pulling down your pants), and sits down. As soon as she sits, something attaches to her backside. As you might expect, she screams bloody murder and everyone runs to see what is happening. She managed to get the creature off after a small struggle, and upon having a flashlight handed to her, discovers that a the mystery butt-attacker was a frog. These are not normal US of A frogs, they are crazy, climb all over the walls and ceilings like spiderman, frogs. They have supersuccion feet that allow them to cling onto almost any surface, including, unfortunately for Anna, human skin. The frog was apparantly taking a dip in the toilet and got scared when the hole was closed up, so it latched on.

Anyway, it's a good story so I wanted to share it. I'm sure it will happen to me someday soon.